
A nice picture, to remind me of my sweet boy child
7:15 a.m. - I ask Dylan if he'd like some Diego yogurt for breakfast. He grabs the cup of yogurt I've been feeding Brody off the table, and hurls it at me while yelling "No, I do NOT want Diego yogurt today!"
7:16 a.m. - Dylan goes to a time out in his bedroom. He is told to return to the kitchen when he is ready to be a nice boy.
7:25 a.m. - Dylan comes downstairs, has apparently determined he is ready to be a nice boy
8:00 a.m. - I risk taking a shower. I give strict rules that Dylan is not allowed to touch the Wii, the TV, DVD player or any other electronic device.
8:11 a.m. - I come downstairs in my robe and towel on my head, to find Dylan digging up a corner of the carpet with a barrel of monkeys monkey.
8:25 a.m. - I collect Dylan's dirty laundry. I am overwhelmed by how it smells like a wet, urine covered hamster cage. Ugh.
8:26 a.m. - I run back upstairs to get Brody
8:27 a.m. - I return downstairs to find the two baskets of dirty laundry are spread out all over the toy room.
8:30 a.m. - I start to load one basket of laundry into the machine. Meanwhile, Brody is digging his hands into the cat food.
8:30:30 a.m. - I carry Brody back to the toy room, and proceed to empty the laundry into the machine. I hear toys being dumped out in the toy room. Yes, the very same toys we picked up the evening before.
8:31 a.m. - Brody is yet again digging his hands into the cat food
8:32 a.m. - I leave the laundry room and carry Brody out with me. I set up the gate so Brody can't get to the cat food. While I'm at it, I also close the bathroom door so Brody can't climb the step stool and get to the sink.
8:45 a.m. - Hair is dried, make-up is on, wrestle baby into his clothes for the day.
8:50 a.m. - Choose clothes for Dylan, and go downstairs to hear his complaints about having to wear clothes. Threaten said child with taking his beloved trains away yet again, if he refuses to comply with my instructions.
9:05 a.m. - Stuff both children into their jackets, then one at a time, take them out to the van for loading. All the while, Brody is arching his back, yelling "ah, ah, ah" as he's yelling at me "YOU STOP THAT!". Dylan repeats his demand "I need a snack" about 18 times while this is happening.
9:10 a.m. - We're rolling backwards out of the garage and I hear "I want my music." I ignore request and proceed down the road listening to mommy music.
9:30 a.m. - Boys drop mommy off of at the looney bin and go to the party store to buy birthday supplies. They can do that you know, because Dylan is a big boy, and he can drive and take care of everything he and Brody need.